DADDY: She’s still at Gina’s baby shower.
CHLOE: Did Gina’s baby come out of her tummy yet?
DADDY: No honey.
CHLOE: How does it come out of there?
DADDY: It just gets born.
CHLOE: But how does it come out?
DADDY: Well the baby decides it’s time to come out, and it starts to come out, and the mommy helps, she pushes it.
CHLOE: But where does it come out of?
DADDY: (Pause, searching for a manual on how to answer, resolves for truth.)
Ok, it comes out of the giney (aka vagina) sweetie.
CHLOE: It should come out of the mouth, that would be better. (Opens her mouth wide, for dramatic effect, demonstration of how the baby would pop out of someone’s mouth).
KATIE: But don’t bite the baby!! (Shouting hysterically, hoping everyone heeds her warning!)